Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear Lamont,

There has been talk of a bikini car wash, and I desperately don't want to forever be the girl in the one piece. In board shorts. And a t-shirt. I want to be a hoe on a corner in a two piece and heels promising people a dirty time and a clean car.

Please help me look less pregnant.

Love Handles,

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