Sunday, December 20, 2009

Dear Lamont,

I was all set to screw myself up on a cookie bender, but realized just in time that today is our one monthiversary. A month ago I was in the worst pain of my life, including childbirth, thanks to you, and I've lost 8 lbs under your guidance (read as: fear of pushups)so I wasn't able to justify the 25 cookies I was planning on eating. Instead I just had 4 of the little 1 1/2 inch bad boys and called myself satiated. Because I really am. And now, I can have dinner because I've only set myself back 171 calories.

With cravings held hostage,

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