Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dear Lamont,

I'm sorry my children were preventing me from doing power jumps today, but to be fair, I was squatting with a 26 lb weight. A 26 lb screaming and wiggling weight. Also, Amanda and I waited until you were safely out of the parking lot and down the road before we left so that you wouldn't follow us to McDonalds. Don't worry, I didn't profane my temple- I had a spinach salad for lunch- but i have absolutely no qualms about McNuggets and chocolate milk for the boy. Just think of it as investing in the future- someday he'll come to you hoping to get in shape too! I do what I can.


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